Summer: Hey, Nicole, what's up with that bruise on your leg?
Nicole: The what? Where? Oh..it's...this...I don't know
Summer: That's a pretty big bruise to not know how you got it
Nicole: I....think I bumped into something or something
Summer: Bullshit, that thing is gnarly. Spill.
Nicole: FINE. I fell out of the shower.
Sometimes I wish you'd get brain damage, but only in the spots that hold your horrible horrible memories of my most drunken days...
ReplyDeleteI don't even think you were drunk! That was the funny part! I THINK it was in your 8 mins of sobriety that year.
ReplyDeleteDammit. And well played, sir.
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