I want you. I need you. God damnit I can't afford you.

Sigh
Swoon
Please?

prevent defense:

spit-shining my silverware at work helps me prevent others from using it. not that they would use it, becuz I keep that shit on lock in a labled ziplock baggie. and not that they would even know it was spit-shined, buuuuuuut if they do seek it out, pilfer it and use it, they'll get not-herpes...they'll still get germies.

Oh Ruche, you play with my heartstrings

Hey summer (the season, not you)...

....thanks for finally showing up so I can eat this, muthabitches.

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