first world problems.

So, I want something a little bit slutty for Vegas, because its Vegas. Found this little number in solid cobalt blue on clearance for like $15 and jumped its bones.

It came in the mail yesterday. Yowza - it fits the bill of a 'slutty Vegas dress'. I'd be lying if I said A: I didn't kinda like it anyways and B: I can't guarantee you won't catch a glimpse of buttcheek in it. However, versatile it is not, and I'm trying to be good about only buying/keeping things I love and can get an assload of mileage out of...

I found these little pretties:

tank dress - similar sillohuette but prob contains less spandex. I'm not ecstatic about the neutral colors, but could live with it...could make it more versatile, no?! Maybe in grey, if its not 'make me pasty grey'???

ruffly pockety dress - it may be a bit casual for an clubby night out in Vegas, but that color is fantastic and it. has. pockets. (imagine it with my new mustard wedges and a belt...sigh).

Both are currently in stock at the Nordstrom at Stanford mall. FML.

TORN. HALP!

Fat

I love when I'm all "shit, yeah! I'm gonna eat HELLA HEALTHY today and stop being a lard ass! Woot!!" and then half way through the sentence of someone telling me that there's left over lunch from a meeting, I'm shoving sandwiches and potato salad and mini cheesecakes in my face like it's my last fucking meal.

Sigh.

Faker

"My family really likes you. My aunt was asking my mom if you're always so mellow and laid back".

Apparently I kept it well under wraps that I was mid shit fit when this encounter happened because OMG YOU DONT NEED TO TURN THE ENTIRE DINING AREA AT THE HOTEL UPSIDE DOWN TO FIND US CHAIRS TO SIT AT YOUR TABLE I'M ACTUALLY MORE THAN HAPPY TO SPEND JUST 10 MINS OF ALONE/QUIET TIME WITH THEBOY AWAY FROM THE CONSTANT TORNADO OF FAMILY-NESS AND DEAFENING NOISE IN SAID DINING AREA WHILE WE EAT BREAKFAST OUTSIDE.

Omg.

Seriously.

Alone time. Ah needz it.

yum.

Kara's Cupcakes three days in a row?  Don't mind if I do/did!

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I like big hay-er

You know when you  can just FEEL that you're having a good hair day? Like, it feels like it's sitting perfectly around your face and you're all "shit, yeah! I am ROCKING my hair today!!".

And then you go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and your hair is totally wonky and flat and looks nothing like you thought it did.

Damn it.

Margs

"Relationships are about compromise; my margaritas are not." - Bethenny Frankel

I've been hearing a lot about Skinny Girl Margaritas.

Mostly that they taste great and are really strong.

I feel like a test night should probably be in our future.

Written as I drink my 97th Fat Girl Margarita of the weekend.