Sucktastic

Few things suck as bad as having a blister from wearing heels, knowing the instant relief a bandaid would provide, but NOT HAVING ONE.

ow.

I almost feel like I'm at the age where cute heels are worth the excruciating pain.

But not quite.

Picture of health.

Nothing says fit like a half-pound of sugar.

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Is it hot out yet?

Ghetto (sideways) sangria/spritzer w dick ice.  Makes me look forward to summertime and the real thing...

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Oh my Oliver Jeeezus...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-unexplainable-black-white-photos?s=mobile

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Eff

I hate it when it inexplicably hot at work  and I have to take my sweatshirt off, revealing the crappy t-shirt underneath that I put on thinking that I wasn't going to take off my sweatshirt all day. Stupid casual Friday's.

Nice people are nice.

From cube neighbor this morning:

"Good Morning Summer,

You’re good, and *Company Name* is lucky to have you…. :)…and that goes for your boyfriend too… :) "

The second smiley face was actually red. 

 (and not as creepy as it potentially sounds. uber nice guy)

In the span of 2 secs

Me to coworker: "Cute cardigan!"

In my brain: "It's like the color of raspberry sorbet. But the GOOD raspberry sorbet thats super dark. Like Haagen Daz sorbet. Not the pink fakey raspberry sorbet. Sorbet always makes me think of sherbert. Rainbow sherbert sounds SO good right now. Is it sherbet? I think it is. Sherbet sounds wrong. And kinda lame. Sherbert is way cooler sounding".

The end.

Oh hey, creeper...

True story:  as I sit on CalTrain this afternoon wishing for a beer, a lovely lil Asian girl sits across from me.  I glance up and make eye contact w her adorable and perfect-in every way knapsack (yup, just said/wrote knapsack).  Size, shape, color...its everything I want -nay, need- in a work bag.

In a sly effort to snap a pic of it to recall later, I managed to catch the eye if the stranger seated next to her...causing momentary panic that it totally looked like I was in hot pursuit of her Vag, not her Bag to surge thru me and resulting in the shot posted.  So there's that...

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Dear Ruche

Isn't the bottom part of the mannequin sorta supposed to represent the vagtastic voyage area? Shouldn't that NOT be showing on something that you describe as a dress?