Me: omg your bright orange loafers are SO cute!
My Replacement: Thanks!
Me: What brand are they?? I might need them.
MR: Tod's. They were kind of a splurge, but you know...
Me: Yeah, my $3 Target flats aren't lasting quite as long as I had hoped. Time to consider investing in some legit shoes.
And so I haul ass back to my desk so I can look them up and drool. What's a splurge? $100? Oh no wait.
FROM $395?! Are you fucking serious. Guuurl, I know exactly how much you make. Must be nice to obviously still be living off of moms and pops.
Cheese and rice. I cannot even fathom spending that kind of money in 1 month on shoes, let alone 1 PAIR. Bitch.
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