Swoon
Please?
Friday, July 22, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
prevent defense:
spit-shining my silverware at work helps me prevent others from using it. not that they would use it, becuz I keep that shit on lock in a labled ziplock baggie. and not that they would even know it was spit-shined, buuuuuuut if they do seek it out, pilfer it and use it, they'll get not-herpes...they'll still get germies.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Hey summer (the season, not you)...
....thanks for finally showing up so I can eat this, muthabitches.
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011
first world problems.
So, I want something a little bit slutty for Vegas, because its Vegas. Found this little number in solid cobalt blue on clearance for like $15 and jumped its bones.
It came in the mail yesterday. Yowza - it fits the bill of a 'slutty Vegas dress'. I'd be lying if I said A: I didn't kinda like it anyways and B: I can't guarantee you won't catch a glimpse of buttcheek in it. However, versatile it is not, and I'm trying to be good about only buying/keeping things I love and can get an assload of mileage out of...
I found these little pretties:
tank dress - similar sillohuette but prob contains less spandex. I'm not ecstatic about the neutral colors, but could live with it...could make it more versatile, no?! Maybe in grey, if its not 'make me pasty grey'???
ruffly pockety dress - it may be a bit casual for an clubby night out in Vegas, but that color is fantastic and it. has. pockets. (imagine it with my new mustard wedges and a belt...sigh).
Both are currently in stock at the Nordstrom at Stanford mall. FML.
TORN. HALP!
It came in the mail yesterday. Yowza - it fits the bill of a 'slutty Vegas dress'. I'd be lying if I said A: I didn't kinda like it anyways and B: I can't guarantee you won't catch a glimpse of buttcheek in it. However, versatile it is not, and I'm trying to be good about only buying/keeping things I love and can get an assload of mileage out of...
I found these little pretties:
tank dress - similar sillohuette but prob contains less spandex. I'm not ecstatic about the neutral colors, but could live with it...could make it more versatile, no?! Maybe in grey, if its not 'make me pasty grey'???
ruffly pockety dress - it may be a bit casual for an clubby night out in Vegas, but that color is fantastic and it. has. pockets. (imagine it with my new mustard wedges and a belt...sigh).
Both are currently in stock at the Nordstrom at Stanford mall. FML.
TORN. HALP!
Fat
I love when I'm all "shit, yeah! I'm gonna eat HELLA HEALTHY today and stop being a lard ass! Woot!!" and then half way through the sentence of someone telling me that there's left over lunch from a meeting, I'm shoving sandwiches and potato salad and mini cheesecakes in my face like it's my last fucking meal.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Faker
"My family really likes you. My aunt was asking my mom if you're always so mellow and laid back".
Apparently I kept it well under wraps that I was mid shit fit when this encounter happened because OMG YOU DONT NEED TO TURN THE ENTIRE DINING AREA AT THE HOTEL UPSIDE DOWN TO FIND US CHAIRS TO SIT AT YOUR TABLE I'M ACTUALLY MORE THAN HAPPY TO SPEND JUST 10 MINS OF ALONE/QUIET TIME WITH THEBOY AWAY FROM THE CONSTANT TORNADO OF FAMILY-NESS AND DEAFENING NOISE IN SAID DINING AREA WHILE WE EAT BREAKFAST OUTSIDE.
Omg.
Seriously.
Alone time. Ah needz it.
Apparently I kept it well under wraps that I was mid shit fit when this encounter happened because OMG YOU DONT NEED TO TURN THE ENTIRE DINING AREA AT THE HOTEL UPSIDE DOWN TO FIND US CHAIRS TO SIT AT YOUR TABLE I'M ACTUALLY MORE THAN HAPPY TO SPEND JUST 10 MINS OF ALONE/QUIET TIME WITH THEBOY AWAY FROM THE CONSTANT TORNADO OF FAMILY-NESS AND DEAFENING NOISE IN SAID DINING AREA WHILE WE EAT BREAKFAST OUTSIDE.
Omg.
Seriously.
Alone time. Ah needz it.
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