I love when I'm all "shit, yeah! I'm gonna eat HELLA HEALTHY today and stop being a lard ass! Woot!!" and then half way through the sentence of someone telling me that there's left over lunch from a meeting, I'm shoving sandwiches and potato salad and mini cheesecakes in my face like it's my last fucking meal.
Sigh.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Faker
"My family really likes you. My aunt was asking my mom if you're always so mellow and laid back".
Apparently I kept it well under wraps that I was mid shit fit when this encounter happened because OMG YOU DONT NEED TO TURN THE ENTIRE DINING AREA AT THE HOTEL UPSIDE DOWN TO FIND US CHAIRS TO SIT AT YOUR TABLE I'M ACTUALLY MORE THAN HAPPY TO SPEND JUST 10 MINS OF ALONE/QUIET TIME WITH THEBOY AWAY FROM THE CONSTANT TORNADO OF FAMILY-NESS AND DEAFENING NOISE IN SAID DINING AREA WHILE WE EAT BREAKFAST OUTSIDE.
Omg.
Seriously.
Alone time. Ah needz it.
Apparently I kept it well under wraps that I was mid shit fit when this encounter happened because OMG YOU DONT NEED TO TURN THE ENTIRE DINING AREA AT THE HOTEL UPSIDE DOWN TO FIND US CHAIRS TO SIT AT YOUR TABLE I'M ACTUALLY MORE THAN HAPPY TO SPEND JUST 10 MINS OF ALONE/QUIET TIME WITH THEBOY AWAY FROM THE CONSTANT TORNADO OF FAMILY-NESS AND DEAFENING NOISE IN SAID DINING AREA WHILE WE EAT BREAKFAST OUTSIDE.
Omg.
Seriously.
Alone time. Ah needz it.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
I like big hay-er
You know when you can just FEEL that you're having a good hair day? Like, it feels like it's sitting perfectly around your face and you're all "shit, yeah! I am ROCKING my hair today!!".
And then you go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and your hair is totally wonky and flat and looks nothing like you thought it did.
Damn it.
And then you go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and your hair is totally wonky and flat and looks nothing like you thought it did.
Damn it.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Margs
"Relationships are about compromise; my margaritas are not." - Bethenny Frankel
I've been hearing a lot about Skinny Girl Margaritas.
Mostly that they taste great and are really strong.
I feel like a test night should probably be in our future.
Written as I drink my 97th Fat Girl Margarita of the weekend.
I've been hearing a lot about Skinny Girl Margaritas.
Mostly that they taste great and are really strong.
I feel like a test night should probably be in our future.
Written as I drink my 97th Fat Girl Margarita of the weekend.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
#winning
Eff YOU, coworker in the $400 loafers!
I'M wearing my new $3 shirt!
IT has a dabble of neon colors on it and is awesome.
AND it matches my neon yellow skivvies, which are ALSO awesome.
Point: me.
I'M wearing my new $3 shirt!
IT has a dabble of neon colors on it and is awesome.
AND it matches my neon yellow skivvies, which are ALSO awesome.
Point: me.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Maxi Skirts
I'm obsessed.
I want/need some/lots.
Edit (30 secs later): I bought both. Because I'm made of money and my rent DIDNT just go up 20% and I DIDNT just book a flight for a weekend in socal. Whatev. I get an extra paycheck in June, so eff it. My ass has the potential to look SICK in these. Time will tell...
Edit 2: This is my first purchase from Ruche since December. I feel so alive!
Edit (30 secs later): I bought both. Because I'm made of money and my rent DIDNT just go up 20% and I DIDNT just book a flight for a weekend in socal. Whatev. I get an extra paycheck in June, so eff it. My ass has the potential to look SICK in these. Time will tell...
Edit 2: This is my first purchase from Ruche since December. I feel so alive!
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