Hey summer (the season, not you)...

....thanks for finally showing up so I can eat this, muthabitches.

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yum.

Kara's Cupcakes three days in a row?  Don't mind if I do/did!

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Picture of health.

Nothing says fit like a half-pound of sugar.

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Is it hot out yet?

Ghetto (sideways) sangria/spritzer w dick ice.  Makes me look forward to summertime and the real thing...

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Oh my Oliver Jeeezus...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-unexplainable-black-white-photos?s=mobile

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Oh hey, creeper...

True story:  as I sit on CalTrain this afternoon wishing for a beer, a lovely lil Asian girl sits across from me.  I glance up and make eye contact w her adorable and perfect-in every way knapsack (yup, just said/wrote knapsack).  Size, shape, color...its everything I want -nay, need- in a work bag.

In a sly effort to snap a pic of it to recall later, I managed to catch the eye if the stranger seated next to her...causing momentary panic that it totally looked like I was in hot pursuit of her Vag, not her Bag to surge thru me and resulting in the shot posted.  So there's that...

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Balls.

And a sack.  A brown one, in fact.  Holding a tall-boy o' Bud Light.

Jealous x a gazillion.

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:l

Every weekday morning, theres a southbound train that doesn't stop at the sunnyvale station, where I wait to catch my 8:54a northbound train. 

Every single time it flies by, blowing the horn and pushing 70mph, I get all petrified for those poor, stupid kids that jumped in front of the trains last year.  And that just makes me really sad....

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potty probs

the toilet at our office makes me feel like a 87-year old woman who never learned the sky-high value of kegels and suffers from loose...parts.  or a male cat in heat. 

its got one of those seats w a massive opening at the front, which somehow elicits all kinds of splashy sprays.  

cleanup on aisle three!

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Wow.

You never cease to amaze me...those of the orient.

Where does one even *find* such treasures?!

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Fact:

Whenever my new boss says a word that contains the letters R, T, and H consecutively, it comes out sounding  like "erf".  Birfday, Norf America, Fort Werf...

The first time I heard it, I thought he was being silly and got *thisclose* to openly mocking him.  Then he said it again ... to a customer. 

Phew.  Dodged THAT bullet!

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ego boost.

Scene: sitting on a southbound CalTrain, 33 seconds ago

Looked out window as train pulled away from San Antonio station...

...cute boy sitting on bench waiting for a northbound train catches my eye. And waves/smiles. Twice.

Why, thankyouverymuch random stranger...

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slutty butt

...just impose a teeny tiny bikini and an umbrella drink.....

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