God I hope this isn't just me

Do you ever stand up after whizzing, all done with your business, and see a drop in the toilet and you're all "wtf. I mopped up that area like it was on a damn Brawny commercial so where the fuck did THAT come from?! Did I pee on my BACK?!".

Or does that only happen to me.

Fuck.

I hope it isn't just me.

If it is, you'd better not tell anyone. If you do, I'll totally spill the beans on your parking lot shenanigans in your car. I'LL DO IT.